pleasestopthese:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

she real as fuck for going with busta

thejobutupaki:

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via leslieimgart

tagged → #eeaao

feenyxblue:

segretecose:

me every time i take a sip of my cappuccino: do they know it’s called cappuccino because the color is similar to the sackcloth worn by capuchin friars (cappuccini). do they know capuchin friars got their name from the hood (cappuccio) they wear. do they know cappuccino is a double diminutive as it comes from capo (‘robe’) + uccio = cappuccio ('hood’ but literally 'little robe’) + ino = cappuccino ('tiny hood’ but literally 'tiny little robe’). do they know

It was an

Itsy bitsy

Teeny weeny

Hooded capuchin robe drinky

fleabag-15:
“02void:
“doubloonhaver:
“” ”
my interpretation … mieaow …
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fleabag-15:

02void:

doubloonhaver:

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my interpretation … mieaow …

eastern-lights:

kleefkruid:

The ‘hyperspecific situations’ polls are really once again highlighting that native English speakers tend to forget that 'foreign’ doesn’t mean 'non-English’ or 'non-American’

“Did you watch a foreign language movie in the past three days?” Yeah I watched the foreign movie “The Martian” with foreign actor Matt Damon

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Op why would you hide this is the tags

a-book-of-creatures:

bonnettbee:

a-book-of-creatures:

fatefulfindings:

a-book-of-creatures:

melononthefloor:

a-book-of-creatures:

maxkowski:

a-book-of-creatures:

greek-orthodox-priest:

went to miami to recover father sotirios. and made some new friends.

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these animals… they are wise. I recruited them to avenge my dear brother. I was then escorted out of the sea world.

Better than the 1596 Marseille dolphin exorcism I suppose.

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In 1596 dolphins were infesting the port of Marseille. Back in those days, y’see, dolphins didn’t have the cuddly image they enjoy today. They were pests and were causing damage.

So the cardinal of Avignon sent the bishop of Cavaillon to do something about them. In front of a huge crowd, the bishop sprinkled some holy water into the waters of the port and told the dolphins to begone. Whereupon the dolphins indeed turned tail in terror and fled, and were never seen again.

Still not as dramatic as Saint Bernard excommunicating the flies though.

What happened to the flies?

Saint Bernard of Clairvaux built a monastery in 1124, but it was plagued by flies. So the good saint promptly excommunicated them. By the next day the flied had died in such quantities that they had to be shoveled out.

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Still not as nutty as the Basel rooster trial though.

*everyone in unison* um what rooster trial?

In 1474, a rooster in Basel did the heinous and unspeakable act of laying an egg. As everyone knows, an egg laid by a rooster will hatch into a basilisk (or cockatrice).

So to avoid the creation of a cockatrice (or basilisk), the rooster was tried, found guilty, and burned at the stake along with its egg. A huge crowd was present.

The “rooster” in this case was likely a hen that had developed male characteristics (it happens).

Still not as properly legal as the Savigny pig trial though.

Ok, clearly you want an excuse to talk about the pig thing, and I now DESPERATELY want to hear about the pig thing, so PLEASE tell us about the Pig Thing.

In 1457 a sow killed Jehan Martin, a five-year-old boy in Savigny. For that crime she was put on trial and judged guilty, and sentenced to be hanged from a tree.

Her piglets, however, were judged to have been innocent of the murder, and so were returned to the owner, with the caveat that he had to surrender them to the law if they were later found to have eaten any of the boy.

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Not to be confused with a whole bunch of other, similar porcine trials.

I won’t mention the 1454 excommunication of eels in Lake Geneva then.

elfgrove:

elfgrove:

New Things to Beware on the Internet

On May 3rd, Google released 8 new top-level domains (TLDs) – these are new values like .com, .org, .biz, domain names. These new TLDs were made available for public registration via any domain registrar on May 10th.

Usually, this should be a cool info, move on with your life and largely ignore it moment.

Except a couple of these new domain names are common file type extensions: “.zip” and “.mov”.

May is also the month of Google I/O, our annual developer conference. Whether you’re learning to code, deploying a helpful tool, building your portfolio, or starting a new community, .foo, .zip, .mov and .nexus have you covered.   Here are some examples from our developer community:  gamers . nexus: Use gamers . nexus to review computer hardware and plan your next gaming PC.  helloworld . foo: Learn how to code “hello world” in each programming language.  url . zip: Create short, powerful and trackable links with url . zip  david . mov: Watch videos by David Imel in this liminal space.  Starting today, you can register all of these new extensions as part of our Early Access Program for an additional one-time fee. This fee decreases according to a daily schedule through the end of May 10. On May 10 at 16:00 UTC, all of these domains will be publicly available at a base annual price through your registrar of choice. To make it super easy for anyone to get their website live, we’ve worked with Google Sites to launch new templates for graduates, professors and parents.ALT

This means typing out a file name could resolve into a link that takes you to one of these new URLs, whether it’s in an email, on your tumblr blog post, a tweet, or in file explorer on your desktop.

What was previously plain text could now resolve as link and go to a malicious website where people are expecting to go to a file and therefore download malware without realizing it.

Folk monitoring these new domain registrations are already seeing some clearly malicious actors registering and setting this up. Some are squatting the domain names trying to point out what a bad idea this was. Some already trying to steal your login in credentials and personal info.

Screenshot of a tweet showing several newly registered .zip domains including: chrome-installer documents-backup googledrivesetup microsoftupdates microsoftwindows totallynotavirus photshop-cracked https://twitter.com/1ZRR4H/status/1657747300339384320ALT
Screenshot of a tweet showing several newly registered .zip domains including: microsoftedgesetup office365installer defender-update-kit https://twitter.com/1ZRR4H/status/1657982434795716611ALT
Screenshot of a tweet showing the newly registered latestupdate DOT zip. The new .zip website is  gradient purple background with large white text reading, "GOD DID NOT INTEND .ZIP TLDS" https://twitter.com/1ZRR4H/status/1657809133704192001ALT
Screenshot of a tweet reading ".zip top level domains were a colossal mistake." The tweet's image shows the checkout cart price to register downloaded-file DOT zip at $16.99. https://twitter.com/olafurw/status/1657116583238553617ALT
Screenshot of a tweet showing the newly register microsoft-office DOT zip. The new .zip website has a spoof of a Microsoift login page page asking for your usermname and password. https://twitter.com/1ZRR4H/status/1657807143393689601ALT

This is what we’re seeing only 12 days into the domains being available. Only 5 days being publicly available.

What can you do? For now, be very careful where you type in .zip or .mov, watch what website URLs you’re on, don’t enable automatic downloads, be very careful when visiting any site on these new domains, and do not type in file names without spaces or other interrupters.

I’m seeing security officers for companies talking about wholesale blocking .zip and .mov domains from within the company’s internet, and that’s probably wise.

Be cautious out there.

I really want to reiterate how this can go wrong frequently and fast, folks.

A malicious actor sets up a page with an auto-downloader squatting on a domain name that matches a common zip file name like photos DOT zip. This website is set up to start an auto downloader upon being visited, downloading a zip file with the same name as the URL which contains malicious software (virus, worm, keylogger, etc).

Scenario.

Someone you know well sends you an email or text with promised photos attached. The email even reads something like this.

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Because .zip is now a TLD, that plain text is automatically formatted into a link to malicious actor’s website without them having to send you anything.

Folk with family with iPhones or iPads that are sent multiple photos in one go might be familiar with iCloud’s tendency to automatically compile them into zip file for the sender and less savvy tech users have trouble NOT doing that.

These same less savvy users, or even just someone just not thinking in the moment, will click that .zip link, not realizing it isn’t the the same as clicking on the promised attachment.

They download a file that matches the name they expected. They open it because they were expecting that file and it’s from a trusted source. Except the file they downloaded isn’t the one that was sent by their trusted source and now they have malware.

Another Scenario.

An IT person tries to send you an email with instructions on how to resolve a problem with a commonly used filename like install-repair DOT zip or to install new software like microsoft-office DOT zip.

The email may start with instructions of where to go get the legitimate file to do the install or repair, but now a line later in the instructions is also has a link to a .zip URL. A user, already frazzled by IT problems, may click it to ensure they have the right file. Again, they download malicious code from a squatting website or it prompts them with a fake login and now the squatting website has stolen their login credentials for a legitimate site. All due to an expected email from a trusted source.

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Above you can see microsoft-office DOT zip is already out there with a fake Microsoft login screen waiting to steal your credentials.

These risks are already out there now because the TLD has been activated.

Plain text on old post are already being resolved into links to the new websites.

Here you can see a tweet from 2021, long before .zip was a domain name, now resolves that plan text into a clickable link. You’ll start seeing this everywhere, and malicious actors do not have to lift a finger to send it to you.

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Yes, a lot of users aren’t going to click that, but a lot of folk will. Whomever is squatting on photos DOT zip domain name has made a one time payment to have access to anyone that ever sees that file name typed out.

In an example of an existing squatter site, clientdocs DOT zip is exactly one such pre-setup .zip domain name that initiates an automatic download. This one may be harmless, but the set ups are already out there and waiting to catch folk.

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It’s an unnecessary and risky can of worms that’s been opened up.

Holy Unforced Errors, Batman.

eastern-lights:

kleefkruid:

The ‘hyperspecific situations’ polls are really once again highlighting that native English speakers tend to forget that 'foreign’ doesn’t mean 'non-English’ or 'non-American’

“Did you watch a foreign language movie in the past three days?” Yeah I watched the foreign movie “The Martian” with foreign actor Matt Damon

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Op why would you hide this is the tags

c0ffeewitch:

tockthewatchdog:

being 25 is just realizing over and over again that you play a myriad of important and complex roles in other people’s lives and they genuinely respect you and rely on you even though you eternally see yourself as a raccoon in a propeller hat who has been sent to the principal’s office for high crimes and misdemeanors 

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i saw the image of a raccoon in a propeller hat so vividly i had to draw it

ejacutastic:

mellifexfarm:

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she stole a leaf that a leafcutter ant was carrying and ate it

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xcathenny:

apolonisaphrodisia:

jowolf2:

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Octopus cinnamon buns. He’s stuffed with cream cheese frosting for dipping!

Yes !

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kendallroynsfw:

everything everywhere all at once is about intergenerational trauma. about depression and passive suicidality and the gravitational appeal of nothingness. about aging, getting older in your twenties and getting older in your fifties. about the specific hurt mothers can cause their daughters and daughters their mothers. about the harsh reality of the immigrant experience and the american dream. but it’s mostly about kindness and family and it’s about choosing to sit at home talking about taxes with someone who loves you, and it’s about telling your daughter that you’d choose her over the entire universe, and it’s about how even in the universes where life didn’t form, love can still exist. and it’s really all of that at once.

tagged → #eeaao

springwithcherrytrees:

lolsashaisweirdhaha:

bubbleflexe:

They’re supposed to eat their lunch w/o getting caught lol

Why can’t American shows be this great

Girl with the glasses is a real one

tagged → #red velvet